Micro Mini Thong

If you thought the micro thong couldn’t get any smaller, then you must not have heard of the micro mini thong!  This particular micro style went a step further in minimizing the amount of coverage offered and really pushes legal boundaries to the point where they make only be allowed on private beaches or on your own boat.  If you like to play beach volleyball, throw a football or catch a Frisbee, the micro mini is not the choice to wear to the beach.  There’s so little fabric in this suit that you’ll risk accidental exposure and possible wedged discomfort as a result.  But if you’re just going to strut about and lounge around, this bikini would be perfect.  This style is definitely not for anyone who’s shy about their bodies, so if you’re OK with showing off a whole lot of skin and don’t mind strangers seeing you in a g-string, go right on ahead with the micro mini thong.

Since so much skin is exposed with the micro mini, do remember to groom your private areas a few days ahead of your beach excursion.  If you preen the day of, you’re going to be very sensitive afterward and that never makes for a fun day at a sandy beach.  So do your due diligence and do any shaving, waxing or creams a day or two ahead of time to make sure everything has time to go back to normal.  Also, remember to apply sunscreen at least 20-30 minutes before you head out into the sun.  The stuff needs time to get absorbed by the skin so if you wait til you’re already out at the beach, you may have already burned your bum in the little micro mini thong.  Not a good look, so remember to apply before you head out!